Friday Night

Chinese food is YUMMY! Unless of course you're recovering from a lethal injection of milk in which case there is nothing on this earth that tastes good, or comforts the pain! We were going to see a movie after but I would have rather laid in the fetal position, crying like a human infant. Unfortunately, we needed groceries and trying to grocery shop on a Saturday is about as enjoyable as a bikini wax...so what better time than a Friday night when all the healthy people are out playing and enjoying their meals? It went rather smoothly and I only had 1 head on collision and about 2 fender benders with other carts. And then we got to the check out stand and that was a treat. Let's just say the woman behind the counter was...nice but a little too touchy feely, meaning she manhandled all our produce! She literally opened the little plastic sacks and gave each peach a nice firm sqeeze. I would have complained but that probably would have taken longer than the whole 75 minutes it took her to check us out and I just wanted to come home!!!